HELLO MISHAMIGOS

• Mum: Why are you crying?
• Me: Oh, a TV show.
• Me: Oh, a book.
• Me: Oh, a movie.
• Me: Oh, a fanfiction.
• Me: Oh, a fandom.
• Me: Oh, a tumblr post.
• Me: Oh, a song.
• Mum: Do you ever cry about real things?
• Me: WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL.

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via humourprincess)

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

(via wejustsomemothafuckinkids)

linetteherondale:

at eurovision you either wear a long dress or latex theres no inbetween

(via hotguysandpizza)

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)

When I see ugly people in a relationship, and I’m just sitting here being single.

laugh-addict:

 

(Source: arist0cunt)

• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude

notahoe:

pretty sure my mom is in the dining room chocking on a piece of toast I can hear her coughing and banging on the table but the dining room is too far away and my i’m too comfortable in bed 

(via hotguysandpizza)

• 7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
• 12th grade me: bruh